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The Govnah sits in coach.

The Govnah sits in coach.

The Govnah sits in coach.

California Governor Jerry Brown turned heads yesterday when he sat in coach on a Southwest flight.  Flying to Burbank, he ended up sitting next to a prison guard in which he discussed the corrections facilities of California.  Great – I’m sure that prison guard was stoked.  He’s about to go on vacation and he ends up talking about his job with the governor.  Well at least we know the governor is a frugal man – Southwest?  That’s my style!  Give the man some credit…I’ve never seen the Ahnold flying coach anywhere.

Put your paws up because you were BORN THIS WAY.

Put your paws up because you were BORN THIS WAY.

Put your paws up because you were BORN THIS WAY.

Lady Gaga released her newest song “Born This Way” today.  If you don’t recall, this happens to be the MOST anticipated song (allegedly) because she released the LYRICS weeks ago.  So here it is folks – the moment you’ve been waiting for (or not really).  The song is okay.  10 bucks says American Idol or Glee will be doing a cover of it in 3…2…1…

Born This Way – Lady Gaga 2011 by Djleovillagra

Bieber shaved his…Bieber.

Bieber shaved his…Bieber.

Bieber shaved his...Bieber.

Calm down ladies (and some gentlemen), it’s just a bald cap.  He does make a cute little conehead though.  Bieber has been EVERYWHERE lately whoring out his movie “Never Say Never”.  He made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live and told Jimmy he could shave his head.  Oh what a little kidder J Biebs.  So please everyone – lesson of the day – watch his fucking movie so we don’t have to see him on every show every single day.

LiLo further embarrassed…

LiLo further embarrassed…

Not only did she get charged for stealing a $2500 necklace, but yesterday she tweeted this:

LiLo further embarrassed...

No Lindsay, Twitter is NOT the same as Facebook.  Just like stealing something is NOT the same as borrowing it.

Overheard In a Text (From My Mom!)

Overheard In a Text (From My Mom!)

So I just received this text from my mother:

“For your blog: Woman handcuffed to police car in front of Barns and Noble right now. She was caught stealing a stack of Justin Beaver books!!”
It’s ‘BIEBER,’ Mom. But thanks for the tip!
Apparently, a ‘Meadows Mom’ (Meadows is the elementary school I went to) went wild at Barns and Noble tryin’ to steal some Bieber books. Those moms, they’ll do anything for their kiddies. Or maybe…the books were for her?
Overheard In a Text (From My Mom!)